My Puppy Dog
Sep 20, 2021
(Sung to the tune of the Monty Python “Lumberjack Song”)
Oh, he’s my puppy dog and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and eats all day
He eats some treats and eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On mornings he goes walking
and sniffs at all the trees
Oh, he’s my puppy dog and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and eats all day
He chases squirrels, he chews on bones
He likes to eat wild flowers
He runs around the backyard
And barks at passing cars
Oh, he’s my puppy dog and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and eats all day
He sometimes sits, but he won’t heel
He won’t wear hats or bras
But if you ask him nicely
He’ll hold up his right paw
Oh, he’s my puppy dog and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and eats all day
