(Sung to the tune of the Monty Python “Lumberjack Song”)

Oh, he’s my puppy dog and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and eats all day

He eats some treats and eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On mornings he goes walking
and sniffs at all the trees

Oh, he’s my puppy dog and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and eats all day

He chases squirrels, he chews on bones
He likes to eat wild flowers
He runs around the backyard
And barks at passing cars

Oh, he’s my puppy dog and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and eats all day

He sometimes sits, but he won’t heel
He won’t wear hats or bras
But if you ask him nicely
He’ll hold up his right paw

Oh, he’s my puppy dog and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and eats all day

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David Brzezinski

David Brzezinski

Retired mechanical engineer living in Michigan, where I grew up. I've been a Boy Scout & played in a rock band. I love the outdoors & I fish. Married two sons.